Damn Little Man!!!!!

Date : 2nd September 2006
Location : Liyana Z's
Time : 8.00 a.m

Owh... what a day... I have to start Liyana Z's tution class at 8.00 a.m!!! This is all because of Syukri!!! haha.. die ade nyanyian ari ni kat Laman Budaya.... duet ngan Lily... Pandang pandang Jeling Jeling...

The class started as usual... without Nadira who was at terengganu I think. raimi joined the class... Syukri kelihatan stress... maklumlah.. nak nyanyi kan??? I kept on teasing him.... singing the song~ and he was like.. "AB~!!" (mate menjeling..).. huhuhu....

Sempat berlatih kat bawah ngan piano Liyana lagi kat bawah nieh... haha....

Location : Sunway Pyramid
Time : 11.00 a.m

Watched Little Man together wit Papa, Kerol and Iji... arghh.... I'm sooooo disappointed wit the movie... It was not like what we all expected... hurmm... with only a few funny moments.... menyesal betul tengok!! baik tgk DVD!!! aiyyo.....

Kerol bought a GUESS watch.. aiiii.... sooo beautiful.. sangat nak jam tu.... I bought new Reebok cap. Haha... sale lah katekan... Mega Sale is going to end this Sunday... so... better buy sumthing kan?? haha

Location : Cili Merah
Time : 3.00 p.m

Lunch Lunch Lunch!! Padi joined us around 4.00 o'clock....

Location : Sports Planet Sunway
Time : 9.00 p.m

Played futsal wit Juventus Malaysia... haha.... played very well eventhough my legs hurt kan?? haha.. but.. it became worse laa after that... nasib kakI~ chelleh...

After the game... we went to Darul Ehsan Section 8... had our dinner.. starving maaa.... ;p

P/s

• ".... ey.. mane itu FCUKerr??..." <-- haha.. mamak D.E.8
  
• Owh.. I got new class to teach... form 4!! yeeeha!!!

Hehey.... another survey kot..

1.What does your MySpace headline mean?
:: dunno laaa....

2. Elaborate on your default photo?
:: hihihi.... ngan sheeyla... ;p

3. What's your middle name[s]?:
:: hot stuff

4. What is your current relationship status?:
:: single mingle abvailable

5. What are you wearing right now?
:: black Giordano's shirt (Raimi suke baju nieh)

6. What is your current problem?
:: takde kot... so far

7. What do you love most?
:: evrybody who loves me

8. What makes you most happy?
:: dapat kawan2 yg amek berat.. (gf ke.., ape ke... tak kisah..)

9. Are you musically talented?
:: sikit sikit

10. If you could go back in time,what would it be?
:: medieval period~

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day what would you be?
:: platypus....

12. Ever have a near death experience?
:: a few times

13. Can you dance?
:: owh cannot~

14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
:: Dewa - Flower In The Dessert

15. Who did you cut and paste this from?
:: Nabilah Sujak

16. Name someone with the same birthday as you?
:: Afendi Afzal, Steven Spielberg, Brad Pitt, Christina Aguilera, Victoria Pratt

17. Have you ever destroyed someone's property?
:: Owh..... never!! chelleh

18. Have you ever been in a fight?
:: haha.. off course lah pnah

19. Have you ever sang in front of a big audience?
:: no!

20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
:: eyes

21. What do you usually order from Starbuck or Coffee Bean?
:: Mango Juice

22. Do you have a crush on anyone in your top 8?
:: haha... "Yes"

23. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
:: hurmm....

24. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
::  oh..... ade ade.... tapi... ade aje yg membangkang... arghh!!!

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
:: yup2

26. Do you have braces?
:: nope

27. Are you comfortable with your height?
:: yes

28. What is the sweetest thing someone's ever done for you?
:: nyanyi lagu sambil mainkan piano.. owh... sukenye~ ;p

29. Do you speak any other languages?
:: hurmm... tak kot

30. Whats your favorite smell?
:: The Rock's cooking

Lutut yg Injured~ ;(

Hehehe.. owh... really hurt my legs... aiyyo.... while playing futsal this morning...

Date : 31.8.2006
Location : My House..
Time : 12 Midnight... After the mercun2 bunyi

Apis and Tengku slept at my house after the Swensens' event. Oh... watched a few movies together... "Stay Alive" and "Silent Hill".. (Hate scary movie...) but... fortunately for me... I slept early that night. HUuhuhu...

Location : Ali Sons Section 8
Time : 10 a.m (Breakfast...)

Breakfast at Ali Sons... can't take heavy food.. coz we're going to play futsal later. So I just had a roti canai... Met Cikgu Azka who were eating alone. So I greeted him and had a short shit chatting about our students~ chelleh...

Location : Sports Planet Section 16
Time : 11.30 a.m

Futsal bebeh!!! sangat terharu... so many turned up to play together.... Thanx to everyone who played on that day!! thanx thanx thanx!! Everybody was happy wit the game... clean and interesting~ hhiihih but... My lutut due due belah injured dan sakit.. kasihan~ hihi

Location : Darul Ehsan Section 8
Time : 2.00 p.m (Lunch)

I can't eat... usually... I loss my appetite after being involved in a heavy sport.. haha.. so... I felt soooo hungry... kah kah kah

Location : My House...
Time : 3.00 p.m

Finally.. back at home.. oooo.. lepas mandi.. smue tido... sornok gile....!!! but... becoz of hungryness.... tido pon tak nyenyak... until Kerol called and asked me wether he can come over to my house and lepak lepak together wit me or not... hihi... he joined us at last...

Location : Cili Merah
Time : 5.00 p.m

Finally.... burpppp (faham faham sendiri laaa..)... Tengku looked really angry becoz of the news... new transfer in for West Ham... Tevez and Marscherano... Sabar Teng... sabar.....

Location : Uncle Lee's house...
Time : 8.30 p.m

There was a kenduri doa selamat at Uncle Lee's... Owh... I didn;t know that he'd moved into a new house... so... I was like "Melilau" gile lah for about 20 minutes... nak cari rumah... called everybody.. but I think they can't reply laa... off course lah nak smayanglaa... bace yasin laa kan? hahahaha ;p

Location : Darul Ehsan Section 8
Time : 9.30 p.m

Met Ali .... ihhi... wit Papa and Kerol....

Happy Merdeka Semua!!!!

Date : 30 August 2006
Location : O.U
Time : 12.00 p.m

Haha... O.U O.U.... cari kasut utk convo!!!!
owh.. before going to O.U... Mak sempat reminding me about something....

• Reminder 1 : Kau jangan beli baju lagi!!! baju kau tu dah banyak!!!
  
• Reminder 2 : Jangan nak pilih kasut2 yang pelik2!!! yang kulit Ba*# ke ape ke!!!
  
• Reminder 3 : Jangan nak beli jaket2 ke.. ape2 ke.... bile lah kau nak pakai nanti!!!!
  
• Me : Tali pinggang boleh mak??
  
• Reminder 4 : haaa... Tali pinggang boleh!!
  

Owh.. so.. sebagai anak yang solleh... beli lah Kasut dan Tali Pinggang aje... buekk.. ;p

Time : 3.00 p.m
Location : Joey DVD

hehey.. I bought 10 new DVDs!!!! ;p (happy happy.....)
Owh and Joey sangat kedekut... she didn't give me any discount!!!

Time : 3.30 p.m
Location : Athirah's

Montianak!!!!... takut kan?? ;p

Owh... Athirah is like a pontianak... (Montianak.... <-- the correct word..) hahaha... she's like soooooooooooo garang~!!! x macam Ameer ngan Raimi....

Owh and her anger become worse when her dad appeared....

Ameer ni oke ni!! Hahaha

• Uncle : ooo... so.. AB ... how's Athirah??
  
• Me : hehehe... die oke... but... die malas nak buat Homework nieh....
  
• Uncle : Owh yeah?? die ni memang laaa..... Ameer cemane? (While looking at Ameer...)
  
• Me : Owh Ameer okey... die rajin.... (tgk muka Athirah yg bengkek dah.. haha)
  

Mari angkat die!!! hahaha

Time : 6.30 p.m
Location : La Campo (The Field)

Owh.. we had a very interesting game today.... we combined wit those budak budak kecik.. Farabi's friends.... main ngan budak budak kecik ni mencabar ooo... sebab kalau buat silap... malu

Time : 9.00 p.m
Location : Pelita Subang

Before going to Swensens Subang Parade... we decided to have our dinner here... save budget and more sedap!!!!

Time : 10.00 p.m
Location : Swensens Subang Parade

haha... we had fun laa tonight... Eventhough we didn't watch fireworks (Owh.. totally exhausted and... Fy kene balik awal..) haha.... as usual aaa... when all of us gathered.. so lawak lah jadinye.... I had the same sticky wicky gak.... same with Tengku. Fy had my pizza!!! keh keh.... and here I've posted a few pics of us...

Konon2 nye ni gambar paling comel diorang leh buat ngan makanan dorang aa... :

Apis and Tengku...

The oldest boy.... huuh... Fabio CRAPpello

Owh.... danm!!! another Papa's xleh blah pose!!!


Shaff.. wit his burgerssss


Sehddy wit his nasi!! hihi...


Fy.. hmm... tatau posing ke die nieh?? cubelah buat muke best sket... ni muke cam tgh meneran aje... Hahaha... kiddin'


Haa... ni muke terkejut nieh..... terpegun tgk kite yg comel ni kot... haha


Owh siht!!! another xleh blah pose!!!

P/s :

• Owh... Tengku's and my pictures takde... lupe!!! coz sampai lambatlah sticky wicky tu... sorry teng!!!
  
• Kerol did a extra-hilarious-superduppa-joke at Pelita!!!! but.. I can't tell u here... ask me k?? ;p
• Athirah.. sorry.. ;p
• Ameer... kau kene blanje aku sebab aku puji kau!! (walaupun tpakse menipu)
• Finally.. Happy Merdeka day to alL!!!!! Merdeka!!!!

M I R A C U L A

Whoa....
Date : 29.9.2006
Location : Khalifah Sec 3
Time : Breakfast (Around 10.30 a.m)

Hurmm.. ape nak jadi budak2 nie...

• AB : ey korang smue dah tumbuh gigi bongsu tak??
  
• Apis : Dah... nape? kau belum ke??
  
• AB : Haah laa... belum laaa... aku kire smalam.. ade 28 aje gigi aku ni smue...
  
• Jia : Hahahaha.... budak kecik lagilah AB nie...
  
• Apis : penipu lah dah 21 tak tumbuh lagi??
  
• AB : 20!!! ;(
  
• Jia : Patutlah AB asik gagal dalam bercinta aje!! kalau tak tumbuh, takleh bercinta
  
• AB : Ek eleh... ntah pape ntah!!!
  
• 
  

Time : 3.30 p.m (Tusyen Umah Liyana Z...)

Joke of The day!

• A: Kenapa badak kukunya berwarna merah?
  
• B: Mmm...apa ya..tak tau...
  
• A: Supaya dapat sembunyi di sebalik pohon epal
  
• B: Ah bohong... mana ada badak boleh sembunyi di balik
  
• pohon epal?
  
• A: Tak pernah lihat,kan? Bererti badak itu berjaya
  
• bersembunyi laa...
  

Owh... sape brani kacau kalau Fifi macam ni???

Hahaha... Fifi turut tergelak.. walaupun die berpuase dan agak concentrate gile kat LK die..!!!

P/s

• Dira dah bleh main intro Rihanna - Unfaithful
  
• Met Najwa, Alip and Naeddy at Cili Merah that evening after Liyana's class....
• Owhh... Alip did a really funny joke laaa... about "Lil bro.." ;p
• At Cili Merah... unfortunately we met Najmi (Dira and Syukri's classmate..) hahaha

Men vs Women part i

It's all in the punctuation:
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage


MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away

WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair
5) Insert Card
6) Remove card
7) Insert card the correct way up
8) Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
9) Enter PIN
10) Enter correct PIN
11) Retrieve cash, put in bag
12) Drive off
13) Reverse back to machine
14) Retrieve card
15) Drive three miles away
16) Release hand-brake