- School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
- Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
- Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
- Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
- Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
- Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
- Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
- Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
- Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
- Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.
- Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
- Father : A banker provided by nature.
- Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
- Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
- Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
- Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
- Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
- Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
- Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
- Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
- Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
- Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
- Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
- Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
- Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of whendead.
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