First Day Of raye~

Baby Rangers!!!!!.. walaupun tak cukup ahli lagi time nie... tapi mereka terbukti sangat menggerunkan!

Well.. to tell u guys the truth... I'm still tired of the long trip home from Mecca yesterday.. but.. since it's the first day of Syawal... there's nothing I can do about it.. hockay.. first raya... I was among the earliest to wake up.

Najwa gave me my Hari Raya Card right after I got up from my TOTO.. hihi thanx ... after Subuh Prayer, I quickly took my bath in order to avoid a very long queue (Owh... there were around 20 people and only 2 bathrooms...)

I decided to wear my Orrange Raya Outfit. Haha... After having our quick breakfast, we went straight to Kampung Delek's "Masjid Lama". So sleepy laaa... aiyyo... but the sleepyness dissappeared after the imam finished his Khutbah. HAHA...

Okay back at Wan Pok's, tibelah saat emosional... sesi bermaaf maafan di antara sanak saudara. Owh.. this year I received lesser "Duit Raya"... hurmm.... benci!!

• "...Hahaha... sorrylah ye... uda tak kasi duit raya kat orang yang dah mampu kasi duit raya sendiri... hahaha ...." - Udalah
  
• "...Sorrylah ye AB wan tak kasi AB duit raya.... nah.. ni kasi utk Jiha..." - Wan Pok
• ---- Acik Ayib hugged me and gave me his special duit raya for me --- (special coz the only duit raya I received that morning.. hihi)

Then... from Wan Pok's house... It's time for Nenek's house... owh.. F.Y.I... I think I'm one of the luckiest person in the whole world whenever it is Hari Raya!! since my father's house (Nenek) is verrrrrrrrrrrrry near to my mother's (Wan Pok) hurmm.. maybe 750 metres.

Wit Angah

At Nenek's, I did the maaf maaf things gak before we ate and took some photos. Owh.. more photos will be added later since we didn't bring our battery charger for the camera yesterday.. so.. tpakselah nyentil nyentil je kat gamba gamba dari kamera orang lain.

Next, we went to Sepang to visit my Abah's old boss. It has been a tradition to us to visit him on the first day of Hari Raya each year since the contribution he made for my Abah while he was still servicing in the army. Uncle Kamarudin and Auntie Zainab.... they're a very kind couple... huhuhu..

Back from Sepang, it was raining heavily... aiyyo.. takut takut..... and my Abah drove extracarefully which made us reached Wan Pok's house late!!! Owh... I'm so happy to see Uncle Lee, Acik Idah and Pak Ngah there at Wan Pok's!!! rasenye dipisahkan 2 minggu tak jumpe dah sangat merindui... =)

Home SweeT HomE~!!!

We departed from Kuala Lumpur on Thursday... 12th October 2006... there were 33 of us alltogether in our group lead by my father.... so many unfamiliar faces on that day except for Ustad Haji Ahmad Dasuki... and Andak Din. Owh and F.Y.I, that day we fasted for 19 hours and 30 minutes sharp!!! waaaa... gilelah.. lame kan??

In The bus at Madinah

We stopped at Riyadh for about 1 hour before continuing our journey to Madinah Al-Munawwarah. Owh... so happy to be back here. Among three holy lands in the world. HIhiih.... We went straight to our hotel.. (Because of some problems... we have to change into another hotel the same night.... stupid arabs!!).. Me and Andak Din and Izzat managed to follow the imam performing the Solat Terawikh for that night... and guess what.... magically we got some spaces in the Raudhah Area to pray. Hohohoho.... Alhamdulillah....

First Night In Madinah....

Pok Nik, Afiq, Ustad, Uncle Nazeem and Andak Din

The next day we visited some historical places in Madinah. Eventhough it was just a quick visit (coz of so many people laaa time Ramadhan nie..), Ustad Dasuki berjaye menceritekan sejarah mereka dengan berkesan sekali!!!! First stop was the Jabal Uhud, followed by Qiblatain Mosque, Quba' and then the Dates Market.

Quba'

Qiblatain

We went to the mosque earlier 2 hours for our Friday Prayer.... After Friday Prayer we took off and went straight to Bir Ali for our Umrah's Miqat... (dah berihram dah time nie... haha...).. I started talking wit this guy named Shaiful... he's a 27 years old technician in hurmm.. I dunno what company... still single... he has this Rosyam-Nor-Look-A-Lyke face. Haha.... but a bit shorter than the real Rosyam Nor. He's a nice and gile funny punye guy aaa.....

Masjid Nabawi Dari Hotel

Perjalanan tergendala selama 2 jam pabila driver die ilang selame 2 jam tu bile kitorang berenti kat satu R&R diorang. Hah... Arab lagi!! and this time the driver's an Egyptian. Hurmm... which made it worse!! <-- Ustad cakap. And because of this Arab's mistake, we reached Mecca around 2 a.m in the morning. After settling all our luggages at the hotel plus a quick rest, we went straight to Masjidil Haram to perform our Umrah.

Hehe.. Sheikh Abdul Rahman Sudais' voice welcomed us that morning wit his trademark Solat Witr's Doa Qunut. Haha... for your information... After I've finished my Umrah, I have to go there again and accompanying Pak Yop finishing his'. (Pak Yop tertinggal time memule kitorang buat Umrah beramai ramai...). Thank god Shaiful and Izzat were there after Pak Ayop and I had finished his Tawaf. So.. I just sat on Bukit Marwah waiting for them to finish their Sa'ie.

Saud and his brother.... and me

While waiting, I met this one Arabic boy who's the same age as mine. His name is Sa'ud I think (dunno how to pronounce it correctly..).. we had a quite long conversation and mostly about football... He's a Real Madrid supporter. He told me that he has a cousin studying in Malaysia but he didn't remember his name.. Hahaha... apelah... we changed e-mails and took some pictures.

This is Shaiful... hihihi..

Okay, after finishing their Umrah, (Shaiful, Izzat and Pak Yop) we went "Cukur Rambut".. huhuuhhu.. actually... the "we" refers to Me and Shaiful only... haha.. yg lain tu jage rambut sangat.. Ustad kate... kalau kite potong rambut sebanyak mane.. sebanyak itulah dosa dosa kite terhapus.. Alhamdulillah... mintak2 lah betul...

Okay, guess I've to stop typing now.... we are going back to kampung.... and wait for part 2 plak eh!!! kehidupan kat Mekah Plak!!! hiihhi....

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.... MAAF ZAHIR BATIN~!!!!

ByE~

I'll stop blogging for about hmm.. 2 weeks kot... so.. di kesempatan ini... ingin saye susun sepuluh jari memohon maaf dari hujung rambut hingga ke hujung kaki jika ade terkasar bahase... hiihhi.... waaa... akan merindui tanah air.... x sabar eh nak raye!!!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.....
Maaf Zahir Batin.....
Jemput jemputlah datang beraye ke rumah saye nanti eh!! ;p

* Owh kepade student2.... good luck menghadapi Gerak Gempur anda

Labbaikallah Humma Labbaik~

Hurm.... half of Ramadhan gone already. Wow.. pejam celik pejam celik dah nak abis dah bulan mulia nie... Last night, we had our "Majlis Berbuka Puasa" at my house. All our relatives attended the Majlis. We are leaving for Mecca this thursday.. so.. it was some kind of Majlis Perpisahan laaa..... hihi.... by the end of the Majlis, everybody started crying, peluk2.... mintak maaf.. bla bla... which seemed to be quite emotional laaa...

Andak Din wit his Youngest daughter.. Huda

Surprisingly.. yesterday was also Andak Din's 40th birthday... owh... sangat terkejut.. !! he'll be following us this thursday. Happy Birthday Andak Din!!!! owh... dah 40 dah andak din ni.... ;) smoga sihat2 sejahtera selalu~ dan teruskan keceriaan anda.... This is gonna be his first visit to the Holy Land.. and he keeps asking me to be his "Personal Mutawif.." Hahaha.. Insya Allah Andak Din... ;)

"Apa pandang-pandang?? sepakk raaaang..." <-- famous quote from you-know-who

Yong has started recovering from her stroke. Hope u'll get better and better... Owh Izdiyad is becoming more "Bulat" than the list time I saw him. Aiyyo... so geram aaa....

Tarawikh berjemaah.... Led by Imam Pak Ngah

This week is gonna be my last week fasting in Malaysia... and last week updating blog in Ramadhan (maybe... because I'm coming home on the 23rd October... I really hope that Syawal falls on the 24th October... please god please~ ;p)... hohooh.. pray for our safety kay!!! =)

P/s:

• Owh Owh... I haven't miss my Solat Terawikh yet.. huhuhuhu... ;p
  
• "Owh... 40 kat kek ni adalah berat Andak Din.... maksudnye.. Andak Din dah 40 kg lah ari ni... " <-- one of Andak Din's jokes....
• If anybody wants to kirim any doa or anything.... just leave a comment k!!? insya Allah I'll try to pray for u guys... hihi... (Off course there won't be any charges for the do'a... LOL)
• Di kesempatan ini... ingin menyusun 10 jari memohon kemaafan andai ada terkasar atau tersilap kate sepanjang karier saye sebagai seorang blogger and sebagai kawan.. amin~ selamat menamatkan Bulan Ramadhan Mulia.... amin~

Poem Of The End

It was early in the morning at four,
When death knocked upon a bedroom door,
Who is there? the sleeping one cried.
I'm Azrael, let me inside.

At once, the man began to shiver,
As one sweating in deadly fever,

He shouted to his sleeping wife,
Don't let him take away my life.

Please go away, O Angel of Death!
Leave me alone, I'm not ready yet.

My family on me depends,
Give me a chance, O please prepense!

The angel knocked again and again,
Friend! I'll take your life without a pain,

Tis your soul Allah requires,
I come not with my own desire.

Bewildered, the man began to cry,
O Angel I'm so afraid to die,

I'll give you gold and be your slave,
Don't send me to the unlit grave.

Let me in, O Friend! The Angel said,
Open the door, get up from your bed,

If you do not allow me in,
I will walk through it, like a jinn.

The man held a gun in his right hand,
Ready to defy the Angel's stand.

I'll point my gun, towards your head,
You dare come in, I'll shoot you dead.

By now the Angel was in the room,
Saying, O Friend! prepare for you doom.

Foolish man, Angels never die,
Put down your gun and do not sigh.

Why are you afraid! Tell me O man,
To die according to Allah's plan?

Come smile at me, do not be grim,
Be Happy to return to Him.

O Angel! I bow my head in shame,
I had no time to take Allah's Name.

From morning till dusk,I made my wealth,
Not even caring for my health.

Allah's command I never obeyed,
Nor five times a day I ever prayed.

A Ramadan came and a Ramadan went,
But no time had I to repent.

The Hajj was already FARD on me,
But I would not part with my money.

All charities I did ignore,
Taking usury more and more.

Sometimes I sipped my favourite wine,
With flirting women I sat to dine.

O Angel! I appeal to you,
Spare my life for a year or two.

The Laws of Quran I will obey,
I'll begin SALAT this very day.

My Fast and Hajj, I will complete,
And keep away from self conceit.

I will refrain from usury,
And give all my wealth to charity,

Wine and wenches I will detest,
Allah's oneness I will attest.

We Angels do what Allah demands,
We cannot go against His commands.

Death is ordained for everyone,
Father, mother, daughter or son.

I'm afraid this moment is your last,
Now be reminded, of your past,

I do understand your fears,
But it is now too late for tears.

You lived in this world, two score and more,
Never did you, your people adore.

Your parents, you did not obey,
Hungry beggars, you turned away.

Your two ill-gotten, female offspring,
In night-clubs, for livelihood they sing.

Instead of making more Muslims,
You made your children non-Muslims.

You ignored the Mua'dhin Adhaan,
Nor did you read the Holy Quran.

Breaking promises all your life,
Backbiting friends, and causing strife.

From hoarded goods, great profits you made,
And your poor workers, you underpaid.

Horses and cards were your leisure,
Money-making was your pleasure.

You ate vitamins and grew more fat,
With the very sick, you never sat.

A pint of blood you never gave,
Which could a little baby save.

O Human, you have done enough wrong,
You bought good properties for a song.

When the farmers appealed to you,
You did not have mercy, tis true.

Paradise for you? I cannot tell,
Undoubtedly you will dwell in hell.

There is no time for you to repent,
I'll take your soul for which I am sent.

The ending however, is very sad,
Eventually the man became mad

With a cry, he jumped out of bed,
And suddenly, he fell down dead.

O Reader! Take moral from here,
you never know, your end may be near

change your living and make amends
For heaven, on your deeds depends

Pizza Hut!!!!

From Left : Dira, Syukri, Liyana Z, Ameer, AB, Athirah, Fifi, Raimi, Jijah, Asilah

today had been one of the best days in my life ever!!!! (haha.... munkinlah kot..) kami(Bersame student2 yg mendapat A utk trial SPM) berbuka puasa di Pizza Hut SACC... I'm quite happy coz all my A students came and joined the majlis...

Raimi... Ish ish ish

Smue orang bertukar2 cerita, berkongsi lawak jenaka, menyiapkan puzzle2 yg disediakan oleh pihak Pizza Hut, bergambar gambar kenang kenangan, mengejek ejek, dan lain lain lagi.. sangat sempurna majlis ini... Hahaha...

Raimi ni... suke happy~

There was this one moment when I hit one of Pizza Hut's lamps... haha.. everybody was watching at me... (Menurut kate Syukri)huhu.. cover jelah nampaknye.... straight to the counter and settled the bill...

Dira wit her cousin... Nurul (Bday Girl)

Huhu... creativity terserlah

Owh.. btw... Dira's cousin.. Nurul kot.. together wit her friends were there celebrating her birthday. hehe.. we combined forces wit her friends singing her "Happy Birthday" song.... auuu sangat sweet~ she gave us a piece of her birthday cake but... we were all full at that time... kah kah

We are family~

I asked one of the akak Pizza Hut to take pictures of us... and she managed to take a pair of realllllly nice pictures.... wow!! amazing!!! (semue macam malu lah sebab smue org kat dalam Pizza Hut tu memerhatikan gerak geri kami mengambil gambar...)

P/s :

• Ameer... sorry lah kalau banyak termelawakkan kau... hihihi
  
• Syukri's birthday is around the corner... huhuhu
• Asilah and Jijah sangatlah senyap... kesian...
• Everybody was wearing our traditional costume except for 3 girls... grrrrr
• To all my students... thanx kay kerane berusahe gile2 utk mendapat keputusan yg best.. I'm really proud of all u guys... sangat terharu.. THANX!!!!!
• Actually, Syukri asked me to give a speech.... hehe.. sorry.. I'm not good at giving speeches
• After smayang Terawikh.. me, syukri and Dira lepak2 at Darul Ehsan 9..... hihi

VrooOOOoom~!

sangatlah penat ari ni puase.. dunno why... I woke up at 9 a.m, took my shower, getting ready for Khafiz's tution class at 10 a.m...

After the class.. Kak Jia picked me up.We went to kompleks PKNS and SACC together... just jalan jalan... usha usha baju, pegi bank.... untill it was raining heavily.. huhu.... we went jalan jalan around Shah Alam in her car...

Owh... there was this one car.... which stopped beside us at section 8's traffic light... haha.. so funny lah the driver... I think he didn't notice I was staring at him.. (I've this habis to keep staring at people while I'm the one who sits on the passenger's seat...) hihi... I think he was setting his car to neutral gear.. then suddenly... something funny happened... he took a box of Soya Bean I think... then slumberly he drank it... Hahahaha.... owh.... terkejut and he noticed my terkejotness...

Petang petang petang.... went to find some food wit Athirah and Syukri.... Oh... Ilah's dad gave us nasi beriyani ... sangat sedap!!! haha.... terkejut gak laa.. Syukri likes the onde onde from the place I recommended him at section 6...

P/s:

• Syukri is soooooooooo annoying bile depan gadis.... hish!!!
• Khafiz is one of Syukri's cousin
• Kak Jia cuak bile CD kereta die stuck!!! haha

Peyton Sawyer Oh~ Peyton Sawyer~

just finished watching one tree hill season 3... arghh... sangat kesianlah kat Peyton tu.... dunno why there are people who hate Peyton~ Aiyyo... kah kah kah....

Hehe... I'm watching Season 4 episode 1 while typing this post. Huhuhuhu.... ;p

P/s :

• Hmm.. can anybody tell me what's the meaning of BROOKE-ing?? ;p
  

Kenny Kenny Rogerzzzz

Well... 9th Ramadhan... we (football guys) buke puase at Kenny Rogers Alam Sentral. Eight of us all together (Me, Iji, Iji's friend, Kerol, Papa, Joe, Habeeb, Izzat). Luckily for me that I had ordered food for me, Kerol and Papa earlier so by the time we arrived, our food was there, ready on the table. We had a really enjoyable time this evening eventhough there were only eight of us. Haha... papa was really upset being teased by Joe.. huhuhuhu.. They had a winning eleven match earlier which, Papa was unlucky, he lost!!!.. huhuhu...

Ijie's friend, Lydia is a quiet girl. Maybe being surrounded by 7 handsome guys made her speechless.. Haha kiddin' Ijie.. ;p

We were talking about football stuffs... Buka Puase at Kenny Rogers seems to be our traditional event each year.. We really like it there!! huuhhu.... The muffins.. aiyyo... menjilat jari.. haha.. En. habeeb sempat mencuri Kerol punye muffin mase Kerol pi Toilet...

Night time... Terawikh Prayer.... oh.. Kerol was late picking me up from my house... terpakselah start smayang Isyak time Imam rakaat ke-3. Tonight's Imam was Mustaffa Sidin... owh..I really love his voice and the way he leads any prayer. Really hope that I can have the same voice as his'.. snagat merdu.. hihi

Owh... 10 days to go.... =)

Owh.. I found this picture while exploring my picture folders today... ;p

Movies~ Yeay!!!

Hehey... by the time you read this post.. I'm still having my "Suka-hati-cuti-cuti-from-studying" (SHCCFS) at home.. hahaha... so.. I filled my SHCCFS by watching a lot of movies and some TV series.... then this morning... I was surfing the internet... and I found this top 250 movies of all time.... hihi.. just checking laaa.... to find out some ideas about what movie I'm going to watch next... here I've posted part of the list.. which I think u guys might be familiar wit.. hihi

A part of top 250 movies of all time:

• 1. 9.1 The Godfather (1972) ***
  
• 2. 9.1 The Shawshank Redemption (1994) ***
  
• 3. 8.9 The Godfather: Part II (1974)
  
• 4. 8.8 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)***
  
• 5. 8.8 Casablanca (1942)
  
• 6. 8.8 Schindler's List (1993) **
  
• 9. 8.7 Pulp Fiction (1994)
  
• 10. 8.7 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
  
• 11. 8.7 Star Wars (1977)
  
• 14. 8.7 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) ***
  
• 16. 8.6 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
  
• 17. 8.6 The Usual Suspects (1995)
  
• 20. 8.6 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers **
  
• 23. 8.6 Goodfellas (1990) **
  
• 26. 8.6 Memento (2000)
  
• 28. 8.5 Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
  
• 29. 8.5 Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001) **
  
• 32. 8.5 Fight Club (1999) ***
  
• 33. 8.5 American Beauty (1999)
  
• 34. 8.5 The Matrix (1999)
  
• 38. 8.4 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
  
• 40. 8.4 Se7en (1995)
  
• 45. 8.4 American History X (1998) ***
  
• 47. 8.4 The Pianist (2002) ***
  
• 52. 8.3 Hotel Rwanda (2004)
  
• 53. 8.3 The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
  
• 55. 8.3 L.A. Confidential (1997)
  
• 58. 8.3 Alien (1979)
  
• 63. 8.3 Reservoir Dogs (1992)
  
• 65. 8.3 Saving Private Ryan (1998)
  
• 66. 8.3 Sin City (2005) **
  
• 67. 8.3 Singin' in the Rain (1952)
  
• 68. 8.3 The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
  
• 70. 8.3 Raging Bull (1980)
  
• 71. 8.3 Aliens (1986)
  
• 76. 8.3 Million Dollar Baby (2004)
  
• 82. 8.2 Jaws (1975)
  
• 84. 8.2 Batman Begins (2005) **
  
• 86. 8.2 Forrest Gump (1994) ***
  
• 90. 8.2 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
  
• 91. 8.2 The Wizard of Oz (1939)
  
• 92. 8.2 Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
  
• 94. 8.2 Braveheart (1995) **
  
• 107. 8.1 Finding Nemo (2003)
  
• 111. 8.1 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
  
• 112. 8.1 Once Upon a Time in America (1984)
  
• 114. 8.1 The Sixth Sense
  
• 116. 8.1 Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
  
• 120. 8.1 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
  
• 123. 8.1 Back to the Future (1985)
  
• 128. 8.1 The Green Mile (1999) ***
  
• 129. 8.0 V for Vendetta (2006) ***
  
• 134. 8.0 Platoon (1986)
  
• 140. 8.0 Gladiator (2000) ***
  
• 141. 8.0 The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
  
• 144. 8.0 Toy Story 2 (1999)
  
• 147. 8.0 Gandhi (1982)
  
• 160. 8.0 Die Hard (1988)
  
• 161. 8.0 Glory (1989)
  
• 166. 7.9 Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
  
• 168. 7.9 Gone with the Wind (1939)
  
• 169. 7.9 Finding Neverland (2004)
  
• 170. 7.9 The Philadelphia Story (1940)
  
• 171. 7.9 Before Sunset (2004)
  
• 172. 7.9 Cinderella Man (2005)
  
• 176. 7.9 Toy Story (1995)
  
• 179. 7.9 Mystic River (2003)
  
• 181. 7.9 Walk the Line (2005)
  
• 184. 7.9 Shrek (2001) **
  
• 188. 7.9 Big Fish (2003) ***
  
• 189. 7.9 The Exorcist (1973)
  
• 195. 7.9 Twelve Monkeys (1995)
  
• 200. 7.9 Heat (1995)
  
• 204. 7.9 The Terminator (1984)
  
• 208. 7.9 Snatch. (2000) ***
  
• 223. 7.9 Monsters, Inc. (2001)
  
• 236. 7.9 Scarface (1983)
  
• 242. 7.9 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
  

*** - A Must watch

8 Ramadhan

I feel like a loser today.... huhuu... I woke up at 10 I think when my cousin came to my house.. Abg Wafi... hurmm... it's been a long time since the last time I met him. He said that he's working wit Astro now... owh... he's a kind of man without a steady job laa... ksian.. HAHA

Owh guess what... this year I'm gonna give my cousins duit raya.. Hahaha.... maybe to my students too... kah kah... bertuahnye korang dapat cikgu pemurah cam kite ni kan??? hik hik hik...

Owh.. back to Abg Wafi... he did sumthing this morning which I hate.. Arghh!!!! benci!!! then he told me to keep it as a secret between us.. hhurm... lantak hang laaa.....

Semayang Terawikh sangat laju ari ni kat Masjid Negeri... so happy sket... Imam Besar Masjid menunjukkan kehebatan... I Lyke~! At D.E 8 , we watched Man United game while planning for our "Majlis Berbuka Puase" tomorrow at Alam Sentral...

P/s:

• Owh.. lately saye rase saye sangat happy laa... dalam semua aspek.. haha
  
• Owh.. yesterday I taught some of my students to play "ROYAL FLUSH" hihihi... they liked it
• Hehey.. Arsenal won again!!! huhuhuhu
• Thanx Marie for the One Tree Hill season 3!!!

A Day With Sardarji

A Teacher lecturing on population -

"In India after
Every 10 second a woman gives birth to a
kid."

A Sardar stands up- "we must find & stop her!."


Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why are others running?


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this
sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to
jail".



Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes
out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."


One sardarji professor asked a plumber to
come to his college. you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the
question paper is leaking...


Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.


Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave Rs. 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or
else return my 20 Rs. back.!


Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far.
Instead you could have posted it....


Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm
1 year older to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll
marry you NEXT YEAR.


Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like
my grandpa who died peacefulyin his sleep
not screamin like all the passengers in the car
he was driving..


Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this
horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a
mirror!


Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so
slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he
can't read very fast.