Friday, November 10, 2006

hari Raye 2~!!!

Hohoho... hye evrybody... it has been hurmm.. maybe 2 weeks since my last post here.. well... Streamyx is getting "Poyo"er lately... it's hard for me to get a really good connection.. Hurmmm...

Okay.. how was my Raya aa?? there were some open houses.... a few Jalan Jalan Beraye... some people visiting my house plak... and the only thing that's still missing is my Open House... Hahaha... everybody keep asking when, when, when.... hohoho.... so.. I've been discussing wit my mother and she gave me the green light to held an open house during this raya. The exact date is still a mistery.. Hohoho... just tunggu lah eh.... ;p

Thanx to all individues who invited me over to their houses during this Bulan Syawal... hehe... starting wit Ali, Niksu, Dira, Shaff, My Neighbours, Raimi, Kak Jia, Auntie Nab, Wan, Kerol, Mahadi, and a few others which I can't remember at this moment. Huhhu....

Thanx also to those who gave me present, Hari Raya Cards, voucher, money (Duit Raya.. hohoho... still dapat..) ;p ;p

And finally... last Wednesday.. we had our first meeting (Org org yg pegi Umrah skali ari tu...) at Concorde Hotel... more like a Hari Raya gathering laaa.... I'm so happy coz most of them were there joining us... Haha.. Ridwan wit his family, Ustad Dusuki wit his wife, Pok Nik wit his family, Andak Din, A few aunties (haha.. tatau name diorang..), Uncle Nazeem and his wife, Ustad Rushdi etc.

Sungguh happy!!! haha... keletah anak anak Ridwan memang mencuit hati ini... keh keh keh.....


Wednesday, October 25, 2006

First Day Of raye~

Baby Rangers!!!!!.. walaupun tak cukup ahli lagi time nie... tapi mereka terbukti sangat menggerunkan!

Well.. to tell u guys the truth... I'm still tired of the long trip home from Mecca yesterday.. but.. since it's the first day of Syawal... there's nothing I can do about it.. hockay.. first raya... I was among the earliest to wake up.

Najwa gave me my Hari Raya Card right after I got up from my TOTO.. hihi thanx ... after Subuh Prayer, I quickly took my bath in order to avoid a very long queue (Owh... there were around 20 people and only 2 bathrooms...)

I decided to wear my Orrange Raya Outfit. Haha... After having our quick breakfast, we went straight to Kampung Delek's "Masjid Lama". So sleepy laaa... aiyyo... but the sleepyness dissappeared after the imam finished his Khutbah. HAHA...

Okay back at Wan Pok's, tibelah saat emosional... sesi bermaaf maafan di antara sanak saudara. Owh.. this year I received lesser "Duit Raya"... hurmm.... benci!!
  • "...Hahaha... sorrylah ye... uda tak kasi duit raya kat orang yang dah mampu kasi duit raya sendiri... hahaha ...." - Udalah
  • "...Sorrylah ye AB wan tak kasi AB duit raya.... nah.. ni kasi utk Jiha..." - Wan Pok
  • ---- Acik Ayib hugged me and gave me his special duit raya for me --- (special coz the only duit raya I received that morning.. hihi)
Then... from Wan Pok's house... It's time for Nenek's house... owh.. F.Y.I... I think I'm one of the luckiest person in the whole world whenever it is Hari Raya!! since my father's house (Nenek) is verrrrrrrrrrrrry near to my mother's (Wan Pok) hurmm.. maybe 750 metres.

Wit Angah

At Nenek's, I did the maaf maaf things gak before we ate and took some photos. Owh.. more photos will be added later since we didn't bring our battery charger for the camera yesterday.. so.. tpakselah nyentil nyentil je kat gamba gamba dari kamera orang lain.

Next, we went to Sepang to visit my Abah's old boss. It has been a tradition to us to visit him on the first day of Hari Raya each year since the contribution he made for my Abah while he was still servicing in the army. Uncle Kamarudin and Auntie Zainab.... they're a very kind couple... huhuhu..

Back from Sepang, it was raining heavily... aiyyo.. takut takut..... and my Abah drove extracarefully which made us reached Wan Pok's house late!!! Owh... I'm so happy to see Uncle Lee, Acik Idah and Pak Ngah there at Wan Pok's!!! rasenye dipisahkan 2 minggu tak jumpe dah sangat merindui... =)

Monday, October 23, 2006

Home SweeT HomE~!!!

We departed from Kuala Lumpur on Thursday... 12th October 2006... there were 33 of us alltogether in our group lead by my father.... so many unfamiliar faces on that day except for Ustad Haji Ahmad Dasuki... and Andak Din. Owh and F.Y.I, that day we fasted for 19 hours and 30 minutes sharp!!! waaaa... gilelah.. lame kan??

In The bus at Madinah

We stopped at Riyadh for about 1 hour before continuing our journey to Madinah Al-Munawwarah. Owh... so happy to be back here. Among three holy lands in the world. HIhiih.... We went straight to our hotel.. (Because of some problems... we have to change into another hotel the same night.... stupid arabs!!).. Me and Andak Din and Izzat managed to follow the imam performing the Solat Terawikh for that night... and guess what.... magically we got some spaces in the Raudhah Area to pray. Hohohoho.... Alhamdulillah....

First Night In Madinah....

Pok Nik, Afiq, Ustad, Uncle Nazeem and Andak Din

The next day we visited some historical places in Madinah. Eventhough it was just a quick visit (coz of so many people laaa time Ramadhan nie..), Ustad Dasuki berjaye menceritekan sejarah mereka dengan berkesan sekali!!!! First stop was the Jabal Uhud, followed by Qiblatain Mosque, Quba' and then the Dates Market.



We went to the mosque earlier 2 hours for our Friday Prayer.... After Friday Prayer we took off and went straight to Bir Ali for our Umrah's Miqat... (dah berihram dah time nie... haha...).. I started talking wit this guy named Shaiful... he's a 27 years old technician in hurmm.. I dunno what company... still single... he has this Rosyam-Nor-Look-A-Lyke face. Haha.... but a bit shorter than the real Rosyam Nor. He's a nice and gile funny punye guy aaa.....

Masjid Nabawi Dari Hotel

Perjalanan tergendala selama 2 jam pabila driver die ilang selame 2 jam tu bile kitorang berenti kat satu R&R diorang. Hah... Arab lagi!! and this time the driver's an Egyptian. Hurmm... which made it worse!! <-- Ustad cakap. And because of this Arab's mistake, we reached Mecca around 2 a.m in the morning. After settling all our luggages at the hotel plus a quick rest, we went straight to Masjidil Haram to perform our Umrah.

Hehe.. Sheikh Abdul Rahman Sudais' voice welcomed us that morning wit his trademark Solat Witr's Doa Qunut. Haha... for your information... After I've finished my Umrah, I have to go there again and accompanying Pak Yop finishing his'. (Pak Yop tertinggal time memule kitorang buat Umrah beramai ramai...). Thank god Shaiful and Izzat were there after Pak Ayop and I had finished his Tawaf. So.. I just sat on Bukit Marwah waiting for them to finish their Sa'ie.

Saud and his brother.... and me

While waiting, I met this one Arabic boy who's the same age as mine. His name is Sa'ud I think (dunno how to pronounce it correctly..).. we had a quite long conversation and mostly about football... He's a Real Madrid supporter. He told me that he has a cousin studying in Malaysia but he didn't remember his name.. Hahaha... apelah... we changed e-mails and took some pictures.

This is Shaiful... hihihi..

Okay, after finishing their Umrah, (Shaiful, Izzat and Pak Yop) we went "Cukur Rambut".. huhuuhhu.. actually... the "we" refers to Me and Shaiful only... haha.. yg lain tu jage rambut sangat.. Ustad kate... kalau kite potong rambut sebanyak mane.. sebanyak itulah dosa dosa kite terhapus.. Alhamdulillah... mintak2 lah betul...

Okay, guess I've to stop typing now.... we are going back to kampung.... and wait for part 2 plak eh!!! kehidupan kat Mekah Plak!!! hiihhi....

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.... MAAF ZAHIR BATIN~!!!!

Thursday, October 12, 2006


I'll stop blogging for about hmm.. 2 weeks kot... so.. di kesempatan ini... ingin saye susun sepuluh jari memohon maaf dari hujung rambut hingga ke hujung kaki jika ade terkasar bahase... hiihhi.... waaa... akan merindui tanah air.... x sabar eh nak raye!!!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri.....
Maaf Zahir Batin.....
Jemput jemputlah datang beraye ke rumah saye nanti eh!! ;p

* Owh kepade student2.... good luck menghadapi Gerak Gempur anda

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Labbaikallah Humma Labbaik~

Hurm.... half of Ramadhan gone already. Wow.. pejam celik pejam celik dah nak abis dah bulan mulia nie... Last night, we had our "Majlis Berbuka Puasa" at my house. All our relatives attended the Majlis. We are leaving for Mecca this thursday.. so.. it was some kind of Majlis Perpisahan laaa..... hihi.... by the end of the Majlis, everybody started crying, peluk2.... mintak maaf.. bla bla... which seemed to be quite emotional laaa...

Andak Din wit his Youngest daughter.. Huda

Surprisingly.. yesterday was also Andak Din's 40th birthday... owh... sangat terkejut.. !! he'll be following us this thursday. Happy Birthday Andak Din!!!! owh... dah 40 dah andak din ni.... ;) smoga sihat2 sejahtera selalu~ dan teruskan keceriaan anda.... This is gonna be his first visit to the Holy Land.. and he keeps asking me to be his "Personal Mutawif.." Hahaha.. Insya Allah Andak Din... ;)

"Apa pandang-pandang?? sepakk raaaang..." <-- famous quote from you-know-who

Yong has started recovering from her stroke. Hope u'll get better and better... Owh Izdiyad is becoming more "Bulat" than the list time I saw him. Aiyyo... so geram aaa....

Tarawikh berjemaah.... Led by Imam Pak Ngah

This week is gonna be my last week fasting in Malaysia... and last week updating blog in Ramadhan (maybe... because I'm coming home on the 23rd October... I really hope that Syawal falls on the 24th October... please god please~ ;p)... hohooh.. pray for our safety kay!!! =)

  • Owh Owh... I haven't miss my Solat Terawikh yet.. huhuhuhu... ;p
  • "Owh... 40 kat kek ni adalah berat Andak Din.... maksudnye.. Andak Din dah 40 kg lah ari ni... " <-- one of Andak Din's jokes....
  • If anybody wants to kirim any doa or anything.... just leave a comment k!!? insya Allah I'll try to pray for u guys... hihi... (Off course there won't be any charges for the do'a... LOL)
  • Di kesempatan ini... ingin menyusun 10 jari memohon kemaafan andai ada terkasar atau tersilap kate sepanjang karier saye sebagai seorang blogger and sebagai kawan.. amin~ selamat menamatkan Bulan Ramadhan Mulia.... amin~

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Poem Of The End

It was early in the morning at four,
When death knocked upon a bedroom door,
Who is there? the sleeping one cried.
I'm Azrael, let me inside.

At once, the man began to shiver,
As one sweating in deadly fever,

He shouted to his sleeping wife,
Don't let him take away my life.

Please go away, O Angel of Death!
Leave me alone, I'm not ready yet.

My family on me depends,
Give me a chance, O please prepense!

The angel knocked again and again,
Friend! I'll take your life without a pain,

Tis your soul Allah requires,
I come not with my own desire.

Bewildered, the man began to cry,
O Angel I'm so afraid to die,

I'll give you gold and be your slave,
Don't send me to the unlit grave.

Let me in, O Friend! The Angel said,
Open the door, get up from your bed,

If you do not allow me in,
I will walk through it, like a jinn.

The man held a gun in his right hand,
Ready to defy the Angel's stand.

I'll point my gun, towards your head,
You dare come in, I'll shoot you dead.

By now the Angel was in the room,
Saying, O Friend! prepare for you doom.

Foolish man, Angels never die,
Put down your gun and do not sigh.

Why are you afraid! Tell me O man,
To die according to Allah's plan?

Come smile at me, do not be grim,
Be Happy to return to Him.

O Angel! I bow my head in shame,
I had no time to take Allah's Name.

From morning till dusk,I made my wealth,
Not even caring for my health.

Allah's command I never obeyed,
Nor five times a day I ever prayed.

A Ramadan came and a Ramadan went,
But no time had I to repent.

The Hajj was already FARD on me,
But I would not part with my money.

All charities I did ignore,
Taking usury more and more.

Sometimes I sipped my favourite wine,
With flirting women I sat to dine.

O Angel! I appeal to you,
Spare my life for a year or two.

The Laws of Quran I will obey,
I'll begin SALAT this very day.

My Fast and Hajj, I will complete,
And keep away from self conceit.

I will refrain from usury,
And give all my wealth to charity,

Wine and wenches I will detest,
Allah's oneness I will attest.

We Angels do what Allah demands,
We cannot go against His commands.

Death is ordained for everyone,
Father, mother, daughter or son.

I'm afraid this moment is your last,
Now be reminded, of your past,

I do understand your fears,
But it is now too late for tears.

You lived in this world, two score and more,
Never did you, your people adore.

Your parents, you did not obey,
Hungry beggars, you turned away.

Your two ill-gotten, female offspring,
In night-clubs, for livelihood they sing.

Instead of making more Muslims,
You made your children non-Muslims.

You ignored the Mua'dhin Adhaan,
Nor did you read the Holy Quran.

Breaking promises all your life,
Backbiting friends, and causing strife.

From hoarded goods, great profits you made,
And your poor workers, you underpaid.

Horses and cards were your leisure,
Money-making was your pleasure.

You ate vitamins and grew more fat,
With the very sick, you never sat.

A pint of blood you never gave,
Which could a little baby save.

O Human, you have done enough wrong,
You bought good properties for a song.

When the farmers appealed to you,
You did not have mercy, tis true.

Paradise for you? I cannot tell,
Undoubtedly you will dwell in hell.

There is no time for you to repent,
I'll take your soul for which I am sent.

The ending however, is very sad,
Eventually the man became mad

With a cry, he jumped out of bed,
And suddenly, he fell down dead.

O Reader! Take moral from here,
you never know, your end may be near

change your living and make amends
For heaven, on your deeds depends

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Pizza Hut!!!!

From Left : Dira, Syukri, Liyana Z, Ameer, AB, Athirah, Fifi, Raimi, Jijah, Asilah

today had been one of the best days in my life ever!!!! (haha.... munkinlah kot..) kami(Bersame student2 yg mendapat A utk trial SPM) berbuka puasa di Pizza Hut SACC... I'm quite happy coz all my A students came and joined the majlis...

Raimi... Ish ish ish

Smue orang bertukar2 cerita, berkongsi lawak jenaka, menyiapkan puzzle2 yg disediakan oleh pihak Pizza Hut, bergambar gambar kenang kenangan, mengejek ejek, dan lain lain lagi.. sangat sempurna majlis ini... Hahaha...

Raimi ni... suke happy~

There was this one moment when I hit one of Pizza Hut's lamps... haha.. everybody was watching at me... (Menurut kate Syukri)huhu.. cover jelah nampaknye.... straight to the counter and settled the bill...

Dira wit her cousin... Nurul (Bday Girl)

Huhu... creativity terserlah

Owh.. btw... Dira's cousin.. Nurul kot.. together wit her friends were there celebrating her birthday. hehe.. we combined forces wit her friends singing her "Happy Birthday" song.... auuu sangat sweet~ she gave us a piece of her birthday cake but... we were all full at that time... kah kah

We are family~

I asked one of the akak Pizza Hut to take pictures of us... and she managed to take a pair of realllllly nice pictures.... wow!! amazing!!! (semue macam malu lah sebab smue org kat dalam Pizza Hut tu memerhatikan gerak geri kami mengambil gambar...)

P/s :
  • Ameer... sorry lah kalau banyak termelawakkan kau... hihihi
  • Syukri's birthday is around the corner... huhuhu
  • Asilah and Jijah sangatlah senyap... kesian...
  • Everybody was wearing our traditional costume except for 3 girls... grrrrr
  • To all my students... thanx kay kerane berusahe gile2 utk mendapat keputusan yg best.. I'm really proud of all u guys... sangat terharu.. THANX!!!!!
  • Actually, Syukri asked me to give a speech.... hehe.. sorry.. I'm not good at giving speeches
  • After smayang Terawikh.. me, syukri and Dira lepak2 at Darul Ehsan 9..... hihi

Wednesday, October 04, 2006


sangatlah penat ari ni puase.. dunno why... I woke up at 9 a.m, took my shower, getting ready for Khafiz's tution class at 10 a.m...

After the class.. Kak Jia picked me up.We went to kompleks PKNS and SACC together... just jalan jalan... usha usha baju, pegi bank.... untill it was raining heavily.. huhu.... we went jalan jalan around Shah Alam in her car...

Owh... there was this one car.... which stopped beside us at section 8's traffic light... haha.. so funny lah the driver... I think he didn't notice I was staring at him.. (I've this habis to keep staring at people while I'm the one who sits on the passenger's seat...) hihi... I think he was setting his car to neutral gear.. then suddenly... something funny happened... he took a box of Soya Bean I think... then slumberly he drank it... Hahahaha.... owh.... terkejut and he noticed my terkejotness...

Petang petang petang.... went to find some food wit Athirah and Syukri.... Oh... Ilah's dad gave us nasi beriyani ... sangat sedap!!! haha.... terkejut gak laa.. Syukri likes the onde onde from the place I recommended him at section 6...

  • Syukri is soooooooooo annoying bile depan gadis.... hish!!!
  • Khafiz is one of Syukri's cousin
  • Kak Jia cuak bile CD kereta die stuck!!! haha

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Peyton Sawyer Oh~ Peyton Sawyer~

just finished watching one tree hill season 3... arghh... sangat kesianlah kat Peyton tu.... dunno why there are people who hate Peyton~ Aiyyo... kah kah kah....

Hehe... I'm watching Season 4 episode 1 while typing this post. Huhuhuhu.... ;p

P/s :
  • Hmm.. can anybody tell me what's the meaning of BROOKE-ing?? ;p

Monday, October 02, 2006

Kenny Kenny Rogerzzzz

Well... 9th Ramadhan... we (football guys) buke puase at Kenny Rogers Alam Sentral. Eight of us all together (Me, Iji, Iji's friend, Kerol, Papa, Joe, Habeeb, Izzat). Luckily for me that I had ordered food for me, Kerol and Papa earlier so by the time we arrived, our food was there, ready on the table. We had a really enjoyable time this evening eventhough there were only eight of us. Haha... papa was really upset being teased by Joe.. huhuhuhu.. They had a winning eleven match earlier which, Papa was unlucky, he lost!!!.. huhuhu...

Ijie's friend, Lydia is a quiet girl. Maybe being surrounded by 7 handsome guys made her speechless.. Haha kiddin' Ijie.. ;p

We were talking about football stuffs... Buka Puase at Kenny Rogers seems to be our traditional event each year.. We really like it there!! huuhhu.... The muffins.. aiyyo... menjilat jari.. haha.. En. habeeb sempat mencuri Kerol punye muffin mase Kerol pi Toilet...

Night time... Terawikh Prayer.... oh.. Kerol was late picking me up from my house... terpakselah start smayang Isyak time Imam rakaat ke-3. Tonight's Imam was Mustaffa Sidin... owh..I really love his voice and the way he leads any prayer. Really hope that I can have the same voice as his'.. snagat merdu.. hihi

Owh... 10 days to go.... =)

Owh.. I found this picture while exploring my picture folders today... ;p

Movies~ Yeay!!!

Hehey... by the time you read this post.. I'm still having my "Suka-hati-cuti-cuti-from-studying" (SHCCFS) at home.. hahaha... so.. I filled my SHCCFS by watching a lot of movies and some TV series.... then this morning... I was surfing the internet... and I found this top 250 movies of all time.... hihi.. just checking laaa.... to find out some ideas about what movie I'm going to watch next... here I've posted part of the list.. which I think u guys might be familiar wit.. hihi

A part of top 250 movies of all time:
  • 1. 9.1 The Godfather (1972) ***
  • 2. 9.1 The Shawshank Redemption (1994) ***
  • 3. 8.9 The Godfather: Part II (1974)
  • 4. 8.8 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)***
  • 5. 8.8 Casablanca (1942)
  • 6. 8.8 Schindler's List (1993) **
  • 9. 8.7 Pulp Fiction (1994)
  • 10. 8.7 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
  • 11. 8.7 Star Wars (1977)
  • 14. 8.7 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) ***
  • 16. 8.6 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
  • 17. 8.6 The Usual Suspects (1995)
  • 20. 8.6 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers **
  • 23. 8.6 Goodfellas (1990) **
  • 26. 8.6 Memento (2000)
  • 28. 8.5 Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
  • 29. 8.5 Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001) **
  • 32. 8.5 Fight Club (1999) ***
  • 33. 8.5 American Beauty (1999)
  • 34. 8.5 The Matrix (1999)
  • 38. 8.4 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
  • 40. 8.4 Se7en (1995)
  • 45. 8.4 American History X (1998) ***
  • 47. 8.4 The Pianist (2002) ***
  • 52. 8.3 Hotel Rwanda (2004)
  • 53. 8.3 The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
  • 55. 8.3 L.A. Confidential (1997)
  • 58. 8.3 Alien (1979)
  • 63. 8.3 Reservoir Dogs (1992)
  • 65. 8.3 Saving Private Ryan (1998)
  • 66. 8.3 Sin City (2005) **
  • 67. 8.3 Singin' in the Rain (1952)
  • 68. 8.3 The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
  • 70. 8.3 Raging Bull (1980)
  • 71. 8.3 Aliens (1986)
  • 76. 8.3 Million Dollar Baby (2004)
  • 82. 8.2 Jaws (1975)
  • 84. 8.2 Batman Begins (2005) **
  • 86. 8.2 Forrest Gump (1994) ***
  • 90. 8.2 Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
  • 91. 8.2 The Wizard of Oz (1939)
  • 92. 8.2 Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
  • 94. 8.2 Braveheart (1995) **
  • 107. 8.1 Finding Nemo (2003)
  • 111. 8.1 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
  • 112. 8.1 Once Upon a Time in America (1984)
  • 114. 8.1 The Sixth Sense
  • 116. 8.1 Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
  • 120. 8.1 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
  • 123. 8.1 Back to the Future (1985)
  • 128. 8.1 The Green Mile (1999) ***
  • 129. 8.0 V for Vendetta (2006) ***
  • 134. 8.0 Platoon (1986)
  • 140. 8.0 Gladiator (2000) ***
  • 141. 8.0 The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938)
  • 144. 8.0 Toy Story 2 (1999)
  • 147. 8.0 Gandhi (1982)
  • 160. 8.0 Die Hard (1988)
  • 161. 8.0 Glory (1989)
  • 166. 7.9 Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
  • 168. 7.9 Gone with the Wind (1939)
  • 169. 7.9 Finding Neverland (2004)
  • 170. 7.9 The Philadelphia Story (1940)
  • 171. 7.9 Before Sunset (2004)
  • 172. 7.9 Cinderella Man (2005)
  • 176. 7.9 Toy Story (1995)
  • 179. 7.9 Mystic River (2003)
  • 181. 7.9 Walk the Line (2005)
  • 184. 7.9 Shrek (2001) **
  • 188. 7.9 Big Fish (2003) ***
  • 189. 7.9 The Exorcist (1973)
  • 195. 7.9 Twelve Monkeys (1995)
  • 200. 7.9 Heat (1995)
  • 204. 7.9 The Terminator (1984)
  • 208. 7.9 Snatch. (2000) ***
  • 223. 7.9 Monsters, Inc. (2001)
  • 236. 7.9 Scarface (1983)
  • 242. 7.9 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
*** - A Must watch

Sunday, October 01, 2006

8 Ramadhan

I feel like a loser today.... huhuu... I woke up at 10 I think when my cousin came to my house.. Abg Wafi... hurmm... it's been a long time since the last time I met him. He said that he's working wit Astro now... owh... he's a kind of man without a steady job laa... ksian.. HAHA

Owh guess what... this year I'm gonna give my cousins duit raya.. Hahaha.... maybe to my students too... kah kah... bertuahnye korang dapat cikgu pemurah cam kite ni kan??? hik hik hik...

Owh.. back to Abg Wafi... he did sumthing this morning which I hate.. Arghh!!!! benci!!! then he told me to keep it as a secret between us.. hhurm... lantak hang laaa.....

Semayang Terawikh sangat laju ari ni kat Masjid Negeri... so happy sket... Imam Besar Masjid menunjukkan kehebatan... I Lyke~! At D.E 8 , we watched Man United game while planning for our "Majlis Berbuka Puase" tomorrow at Alam Sentral...

  • Owh.. lately saye rase saye sangat happy laa... dalam semua aspek.. haha
  • Owh.. yesterday I taught some of my students to play "ROYAL FLUSH" hihihi... they liked it
  • Hehey.. Arsenal won again!!! huhuhuhu
  • Thanx Marie for the One Tree Hill season 3!!!

A Day With Sardarji

A Teacher lecturing on population -

"In India after
Every 10 second a woman gives birth to a

A Sardar stands up- "we must find & stop her!."

Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why are others running?

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this
sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes
out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to
come to his college. you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the
question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.

Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave Rs. 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me Rs. 20 crore or
else return my 20 Rs. back.!

Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far.
Instead you could have posted it....

Sardar proposed to a Girl......Girl said 'I'm
1 year older to you'...........

Sardar said 'Oye no problem Soniye, I'll
marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar's wish :when i die,i wanna die like
my grandpa who died peacefulyin his sleep
not screamin like all the passengers in the car
he was driving..

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this
horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why are you writing so

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he
can't read very fast.

Friday, September 29, 2006

A Day At Concorde

Date : 29.9.2006
Location : Concorde Shah Alam
Time : 6.40 a.m

Time travels so fast... today's the 6th day of Ramadhan already.. mak ai... that mean... 23 days to go.. hehe.. Ray raya!! hehe.... Apis picked me up at 6.30 p.m.... hehe.. ramai wooo org berbuka kat Concorde nieh.... gile lah... meriah...

I saw moo moo... hehe.. she asked me "eh.. AB... buat ape kat sini??" aiyyo.. apelaaa... ade ke patut tanye soalan cenggitu... Owh... Mak always said "kau ni AB.. rugi tau kalau makan buffet... tak makan banyak langsung!!!" haha... and she did it again.. ;p nge nge nge....

I had hmm... Briyani-Gam-Ayam... some Ayam-Rendang-Pedas... A.B.C.... some murtabaks and a few kuih muih for pemanis. There were so many kind of food lah here at Concorde Shah Alam... haha.. tatau ape nak pilih....

Owh P/s.. Edwan... if you are reading this... I'm kind of terpikat kat one of the waitresses there laa.... can't see her name tag laaa... but her face looks like Melissa Saila kot.. HAHAHA

After Solat Terawikh... we had our night Teh Tarik wit Uncle Zubir and the Imam (together wit the Pak Bilal..)

  • Pak Bilal's voice sangat sebijik macam yg kat Masjid Negeri tu.. yg laju laju tu... huhuhu
  • Owh.. ONE TREE HILL season 4 dah start!!! hihihi

People Really Said this Things In Court

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your
memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of
something that you've forgotten?

Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What
school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: How old is your son - the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to
you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been
involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until
the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old
is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was
killed in the war?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of
the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was
August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate
honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant
to a deposition notice which I sent to your
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you
on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I
was doing an autopsy.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Another scary moment

it has been a really disturbing night last night... urghh.. I can't sleep!!!! haha.. the funny part is that I thought there was sumthing bad happened around my neighbourhood... huuhhuhuhuhu.....

I went to sleep at 1.06 a.m.... and I sumthing woke me up around 1.46 a.m (sempat tgk jam tuu...).. ihhi.... rupe rupenye hujan lebat eh pagi tadi... aiyyo... when I woke up.. I heard sumthing like bunyi mengilai aaa.... 4 times... and each bunyi mengilai was followed by a guruh kuat... hahaha... memule dah teringat bunyi macam Komet ke taik bintang ke pastu bunyi die terhempas tu bunyi guruh kuat tuu...

Things become worse when I heard sirens... so... I assumed that's the sound of maybe police or fire brigade or maybe ambulance... HAHAHA..... maklumlah.. tragedi komet kan?? sure devastating punye..... I started sweating..... huawrrrhh... cuak woo....

only that time I think I started praying.... hihi.... and the next morning... Alhamdulillah.. nothing happened... we can still had our sahur as usual... I finished watching One Tree Hill season 2.. hihihi.... huawrgghh... sangat besyukur btul takde pape jadi malam tadi.... (actually memule ingat hantu tau.. bile part mengilai ilai tuu...)

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Hihi..... puase puase puase

It's the second day of puase.... hoooo.... felt so hungry today... not like the first day yesterday.. hurmm.... I had a really nice dream this morning.. hehe... we were having some kind of Prom night I think... at a really big-beautiful-dunno-where-castle. What can I remember about this castle is that the interior is white in colour.. huhuhuhu...

So... everybody was dancing with their partner.. except me who, I think went there alone!! hahaha.. ksian... so... instead of being stupid sitting there alone at the table, I left the dancing ballroom and tried to explore around inside the castle...alone!! haha.. I got into this one big room where they put all those statues of people playing different kind of sports... maybe some kind of memorial statues for sport legends kot... golf, football, soccer, tennis... you name it!! macam macam laa..... Hahaha....

Huhu... patung gymnast sangatlah menarik perhatian.. ;p so I stood in front of the statue looking at it for about 5 minutes kot.. Hahaha.... Then something miracle happened... that statue turned into a real person... huhuhuhu.. lawak kan? lawak laa.. gelak laaaa....... then we danced.. (hohoho menari ngan gymnast ooo.... actually, I think we weren't dancing.. we were Ice skating...)

Hahaha... merepek kan??? huhu.... a message tone disturbed my dream around 3 a.m.. hurmm.. kacau laaa.....but, guess what... accidentally, the sender of the msg was a gymnast ... hihihihi... ;p suke!! wheeeeeee....... haha....

  • Owh.. sangat suke Peyton Sawyer~!!! ;p
  • Hari Kedua puase... kami berbuka nasi dan ayam paprik mak beli.....
  • Owh... I bought ondeh2 from my favourite place at section 6... sedap!!!! hihihi

Monday, September 25, 2006

Samsons - Kenangan Terindah

Owh... to all Samsons' fans out there... there is something you should know... mengenai lagu
Samsons - Kenangan Terindah...... it's really weird.. but it's true... trust me....


A Day At Kampung "The Lake"

Well well.. it's the first day of fasting month... as usual.. I woke up around 5 a.m and had our Sahur together. Mak asked me to take her to Shah Alam Mall... she wanted to buy something.. nak bawak pergi rumah nenek utk berbuka...

At Wan's house.. everybody's getting ready preparing food. Sudah menjadi satu tradisi setiap tahun.. first day puase.. smue akan balik kampung rumah nenek ni utk berbuka ramai2... Owh.. Izdiyad is getting bigger and cuter... arghhh... soo geram....

Hye... my name is Izdiyad...


There were sooo many kind of food yesterday at Wan's house... I think hurmm.. let see about 4 different types of chicken, murtabaks, rojak, caramel, 4 different onde2 just for me (huhuhu).. arghhh takleh nak sebut smue.. tak ingat!!!

Mr You-Know-Who.... Pepinot... ;p

The best part is when went to Smayang Terawikh.... I can't tell you what happened.. coz... maybe berdosa kot.. but.. I can't forget what happened there at the surau.. HAHA.....

P/s :
  • Uncle Lee brought soo many dates.... Love him~!! haha
  • I still can't remember Ucu Ana's new daughter's name.. aiyyo.....
  • Thanx to all who had took the quiz ;p nge nge nge....

Sunday, September 24, 2006


Hehe... kawan kawan.... nilah AB time kecik kecik dulu..... ;p

Huhuhu.. Fantasy footbal is getting more interesting nowadays... pertandingan menjadi lebih menarik!!! huhuhu... each week, everybody is earning so many points lately.... so... if there's anybody who would like to join my league... in just copy and paste this code...


Hehe.. hey guys... I'm doing this quiz rite now... saje saje nak tgk korang ni kenal AB ni ke tak.... haha.. please... rajin rajinkan diri pegi sini k?? ;p KLIK SINI!!!

Owh... new poll.... vote!! jangan tak vote!!!!! ;p

Owh... so happy !! Internet dah okey!!! kah kah kah ;p


Date : 23.9.2006
Location : Liyana Z's
Time : 8.30 a.m

I have to wait about 15 minutes before Liyana opens the gate this morning... hurmm... duduk bersila kat bangku depan umah Liyana tu sambil Syukri datang....

While waiting for Liyana taking her bath... as usual... we (ngan Syukri and Dira) entertained ourselves wit da piano.. HAHAHA...... kelas berjalan seperti biasa.. titik!

Location : Padang SMS TTDI
Time : 5 p.m

Hehehe .... final result... S8FC 4 - 2 Hyundai FC!!!

I'm so happy playing wit diz team today... our team had finally came out and played wit full confidence and teamwork... like pros laa.... HAHA.... owh.. the best part is that.. I scored a goal... and assisted 2 goals!!! bravo AB!!! Bravo!!!

Btw.. Happy Birthday Papa!!!!!

Location : Darul Ehsan Section 8
Time : 10 p.m

Finally.... Ramadhan came... huhuhu... started the month by going to the mosque... performing Solat Terawikh.. huhuhuhu..... hurmm.. Mampu buat 8 aje.. kaki sakit sangat nieh... hek hek...

Owh... Arsenal won!!!!!!!!!! 3-0... waaaa sangat happy!!! kui kui kui

  • owh....baru saye tahu Ayiem tu abang Usop!!! ;p
  • "Owh.. aku tanak jage yg no.7 ni... tak larat.... die laju sangat!" <-- sorang brader tu cakap kat saye.... ;p
  • Izzat kene Kad Merah.. sorry Izzat.. sape suro buat "Good"?
  • Scorers... --> Tengku, kerol, AB, Own Goal....
  • "ish.. kalau aku ref.. aku dah kasi Kamis ni kad merah dah..." <-- Ayiem...
  • Kamis memang sangat bisinglah time main bola... hurmm....
  • Hohoho.. syukri's blog dah ade shout box.. thanx to sape??? ;p

Friday, September 22, 2006


Hehehe... Ramadhan is coming guys~ huhuhu.... can't wait dah nie~

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Jokes Of The Day

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?


A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,
then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born


Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.


Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!


Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is
a sick eagle."

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"

Monday, September 18, 2006

Heart Heart Heart

Date : 18.9.2006
Location: Mak Ngah's
Time : 5 p.m

Went to Mak ngah's to pick up some of my photos which Kak Jia sent yesterday... huhuhuhu... this is the best picture ever!!!! go ninerz!!!!! ;p Ngehehehe

(From left : Shaff, Heidi, AB, Leia, Shedi, Nash)

Location : Ucu Ana's
Time : 2.30 p.m

Visited Ucu Ana's new daughter... hahaha.. so cute laaaa..... hehe.. finally Zahin and Luqman got a baby sister~ chelleh.... owh.. really hope that this one won't turn out to be like her brothers' nakalness...

Hahaha... look at Luqman... he wanted to have his shower before going to Wan's house.... nakal but hygienic!!! chelleh......

We had a short stop at Wan's house... I have to go somewhere else after that... hihi.... Visited Uda Lan who had just got out from CCU... dunno why... heart problem my mum said...

Location : Sunway Pyramid
Time : 10.30 a.m

Hurmm..... watched Heart one more time..... isk isk.. still sedih... aiyyo.... so sad laaa... cite ni sangat memenangiskan..... hurmm...

Friday, September 15, 2006

Syrvey Survey

Never in my life have I:hit my parents wit something hard

The last person i kicked was: Athirah ;p

The one person who can drive me nuts:Hurm... so many laaaa

The school i go to is: SMKS9

When I'm nervous:I sing

The last time I laughed: a second ago

My hair: sux!! had my haircut last week

When I was 5: I'm gonna be 6 the next year...

What the fook??:Dun't understand

When I turn my head right, I see: Angels~ chelleh

When I close my eyes I see:someone.. ngehehe

When I Look Down I See:peha

Hello, I am: AB

Hello, I am not: Stupid

I love: You~

I have a hard time understanding:women

one time at a family gathering:we were gathering

You know Beyonce, she's: pretty

Take my advice: chill!!!

My ideal breakfast is:Coco crunchir crunchie

If you visit the place I grew up: you would not grow up becoming like me... ;p

I would like to go to: Paris

Hersheys are: S.E.D.A.P

My cell phone: is not yours

Nokia: Handphone

My favourite person in Man Hunt:is not me..

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds:a bear

Last night I:watched One Tree Hill

My birthday is: the same as Brad Pitt's and Christina Aguilera's ... 18th December.. ;p

Tomorrow I am: Going to Jia's Convocation... kot...

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Convo Babeh!!!!

Date : 11.9.2006
Location : DSB UiTM
Time : Day Time

Hehe.... convo at last!!!! Alaaa..... sangat best!!! really enjoyed dat day... arghh!!!! reached UiTM around 12.30 p.m.. wit Mak and Abah.... hihiih.... donno how to tell u all da real story... but... arghh sangat best and Unforgettable~ ayark... sangat sukelah~!!! sedih pon!!!

Beratur b4 masuk dewan.... dapat Selempang time nieh

Turun tangga nak masuk DSB dah nieh

Amek gambar ngan dekan F.K.A (ANC only...)


Encik Ashaari yg disayangi~

Ayah dan Ibu~

Friday, September 08, 2006


Date : 6 September 2006
Location : Ilah's
Time : 4.00 pm

After picking up Athirah at her house (di mane die sangat lambat hari nie...), we went straight to Ilah's for LK tuition as usual.. Tomorrow they will be having LK paper for their SPM trial.. haha.. so.. diorang baru nak cuak lah... huurmm... Ilah tak datang walaupun buat kat umah die... melawat bapak die yg masuk spital rasenye...

Zuhdie.... ;p

Owh... at the end of the class... we (me and Athirah) played wit Zuhdie... owh... it was our first time ever hearing Zuhdie speaks!!! hahahaha.... tapi.. bende yg menyedihkanlah die cakap......

Athirah :
Zuhdie... cakap AB... A.... B.....
Zuhdie : A...... B.......
Athirah : hehek (gelak annoying die...) bagus bagus...
AB : yeay~ cakap lagi~ A...... B..... !!!!
Zuhdie : Ba....... Bi....... <-- owh shit!!! sape ajar nie... mesti Athirah!! sebab die gelak paling kuat lepas tu... HAHAHA

Location : Farhanna's
Time : 8.30 p.m

Hahaha... Ameer and Mad Nor were a bit different tonight. Dua dua macam bersemangat sangat plak!! haha... Ameer ngan tak henti2 cakap .... Owh.. Farhanna has a lil' white board!!! chelleh..... bangge....

Date : 7 September 2006
Location : Kg Delek
Time : 7.00 a.m

Imran Naufal~

Early in the morning Mak called me... around 6.30 a.m I think... telling me that Megat Hassan's wife passed away this morning.... owh btw.. Megat Hassan is my neighbour at my kampung... "innalillahi wainna ilaihi rojiun~"

Megat Hassan's

I took my bath, prays and get ready laa kan... sangat sedih bile menziarahi orang yg dah pulang ke Rahmatullah nie.... hurmm.... semoga Allah mencucuri rahmat ke atas roh beliau.. amin....

Location : SMKS9
Time : 10 a.m

Hurm... while teaching some of my students some final tips before they take the paper... this Pn Rosliyah came out of nowhere and scolded me... aiyyo..... among her dialogues... haha..

Pn Rosliyah : ey kamu tak boleh buat macam ni tau.. bla bla bla
Pn Rosliyah : Kalau kamu nak belajar pun... kena kat tempat lain... bla bla bla
Pn Rosliyah : kamu kena pegi pejabat bla bla bla...

Hahaha... some one please laa tell her.... kite ni idop kat Malaysia... buadaya orang Melayu... adab dan tatatertib perhubungan.... jangan sesekali memalukan seseorang di khalayak ramai.... orang yg berstatus guru lagi.... mulia tu kan die punye title.. name pun cikgu.. penolong kanan 1 lagi.... tapi... adoi.. perangai... hurmm... tatau apelah cikgu.. saye datang dengan niat yg baik... nak ajar aje ... nak tolong aje.... kalau cikgu nak marah pun.. cakaplah slow slow kan?? panggil saye kat cikgu ke.... cakap laaaa diam diam... takyah ramai ramai dengar... haha muke saye dah merah... ekeke.... takpelaa... maybe cikgu sudah tua... dah takleh berfikiran normal dan memikirkan perasaan orang lain... hihihi... kalau ade sesape yg sampaikan kat die and die marah.... sorry key?? huhuhu.. tapi actually... memang marah lah ngan die... tak patut lah... isk isk isk....

Time : 4.00 p.m
Location : Rafi Bistro

After taking my DVD from Anuarul at Anuarul's.... we (me and papa) went to Rafi Bistro where we met Ali... huhu... he just got back from his class. Then Poie and Kerol come and joined us.... haha..... klaka lah bile bersatu nie....

Loving couple...

Owh... Poie nampaknye dah berubah citarasa... ke arah "T-Bag"... haha.. sorry Poie...

hehey... nampak Adik Najwa (Tasha) and her cousins datang Rafi gak... huhuhu.... I waved at her.... she smiled back at me.. Hehehe.... owh... sepupu die lagi satu tu pun ade.... Tiara kot name die.... die pon senyum.. chelleh.... terpikat~

  • hehehe.. Zuhdie memang sangat comel
  • Athirah sangat jahat lately... ;p
  • Sorry ye Raimi tak makan ais krim dat day.. ade hal....
  • Owh... skrg ni musim Prison Break ke...?? ramai gile baru nak layan... huhuhu
  • Teringat insiden Ali tipu Poie pasal adik die kat CC.. takleh blah!!!!
  • Owh... mangga yg Syukri kasi sagat sedap!!!! Thanx Syukrengg!!!!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006


Huhuhu... got this from an e-mail~ hihi


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25 Things Women should know about Men

  1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
  2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
  3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
  4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
  5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
  6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
  7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
  8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
  9. All men hate to hear, "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
  10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
  11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
  12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
  13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
  14. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
  15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, you should be worried about him.
  16. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
  17.  When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
  18. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
  19. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie "The Way We Were" twice, voluntarily.
  20. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
  21. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. He didn't lose your number. He didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
  22. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you; I want to marry you; I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave so fast, they leave skid marks.
  23. Men are self confident because they grow up identifying with super heroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
  24. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. With male menopause, you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
  25. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Bye Bye Fy~


Date : 5 September 2006
Location : KLIA
Time : 7.30 a.m

Maria picked me up from my house. After picking Amira, Shedi and Leia.. we went straight to KLIA. Haha... it's quite funny laaa.. lepak lepak ngan dorang ni smue... owh... btw.. I told fy that I'm not gonna join them sending her at the airport. Huhu.. pagi pagi dah berdosa dah.. menipu...

Mary Mary~

Actually, we've planned not to call Fy laaa.. some sort of surprise lah konon2nye... but... after walking for about hmm... let see 15 minutes I guess... we gave up... Maria called Fy and asked her where she was.. hiiih... dah agak dah Fy kat McD... haha.. AB memang power!!!!

Leia, Shedy dan Saye~

Owh... greeted Fy and her parents at McD. I saw Liza and Ilah (Fy's friends in U.K).. hoaaa.... so sornok laaa blaja oversea ngan kawan kawan. We took pictures together. owh.. guess what.. Heidi is not crying like what she did before~ hihihi... congrats HyD~ cheleh...

Myra Murphy??? ;p

After watching Fy passed the imigration counter, we went to the food court... hungry oii.... dari pagi tak makan. hahaha.... soooo klaka laa lepak ngan dorang ni.. Owh... baru sedar yg Amirah tu rupenye adalah AB versi pompuan laa... nga nga nga.. nak tau nape?? ask Sheddy.... ;p

Hyd sempat posing laaaa

On our way back home... we were like.. having a karaoke session laa... together ramai ramai.... except Hyd.. who was driving the car.... die kene concentrate!! kalau tak... eksiden kang susah!!!.. haha ;p ;p

Location : Liyana Z's
Time : 3.30 p.m

owh... sangat terharu... Dira gave me sumthing from Terengganu.. Aiyyo.. really like it laaa.... a black songket!!! dengan bunga emas.. seperti ape yg dicari cari!!! hihihi.. Thanx dira... no piano session for today... I have to go to Alam Sentral to pick my Baju melayu... went there wit Jia... (owh.... we had our lunch together earlier... at Pizza Hut.. huhu...)

I skipped the class agama at my house again.. owh.. another sin. ;p
  • "AB ni macam adik laaa...." <-- saaaaayang Mary~ hihihi
  • "AB lagi comel....." <-- Mary lagi time Myra cakap ade sorg guy ni comel~ ;p
  • Owh... Mary sangat mengejek bile kite kasitau die yg phone die berbunyi~ cis!!
  • " Si AB tu dalam banyak banyak tu.. takde ke yg die berminat??" <-- Fy's mom...
  • "Belum tarik lagi lah!!!..." <-- Mary reminds me .. time ni tgh nyanyi Samsons - Kenangan Terindah
  • Hehe.. "Hyd dah pandai dengar lagu lagu AB dah..." <-- Myra
  • Owh D sangat annoying ari ni kat Pizza Hut.. benci!!
  • "Owh... kalau kau kejut pkol 7 pagi memang aku tak bangunlah B...." <-- papa when I told him about sending Fy earlier this morning
  • Papa kelihatan marah bile dituduh gay kat Darul Ehsan... leks laa Pa... gurau!! HAHAHAHA
  • Hehe.. tak sabar plak nak pegi umah Mary Bday die nanti~
  • ".. Ibu yg jahitkan tau songket nie..." <-- Dira

Monday, September 04, 2006

Have A Good Laugh

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while
waiting for their wives birth giving.

Then a nurse came out and told to the first daddy,
"congratulation, you got twins!".
"Ohh.. maybe its a coincident" said the daddy. "I am working with
the Petronas Twin Towers".

Then another nurse came out and told to the second daddy,
"congratulation! you have triplets!"
"Wooow!, this is a coincident too" said the second daddy. ? "I am
working for 3M Corporation"

Another nurse came out and told the third daddy, ?
"Congratulation! Isteri you dapat kembar empat,"
"Alhamdulillah! Maybe this is also a coincident". "I kerja di Four
Season Hotel!"

While, the fourth daddy-to-be were in uncontrolled worry.
All the 3 daddies asked him,
why are you seems so worry??"

He answered, "I am working with Seven-Eleven!"

A Day wit Little Kids~

Date : 3rd September 2006
Location : My House

I woke up late today... around 12.30 p.m I think. I slept late last night, watching some DVD movies. Still tired of the futsal game the day before.. Went downstairs to grab some breakfast.. Owh my family is gone. Left me alone in this house. Hurmm... nasib baik mak tinggalkan sebungkus Nasi Lemak. kui kui kui.

Surfed the internet.. finding some articles about Arsenal's new signings.. Julio Baptista (Real Madrid) and William Gallas (Chelsea). Owh.. I was like dreaming when I first heard of the news from Kerol. He told me thru sms about the transfer and the swaps. I can't wait to see them both in action this week. Hihihi.

Around 3.00 p.m, I can hear my family is back home.. owh.. wit additional 2 person. Zahin and Luqman.. oww men.... these 2 kids can be problem to allll people on earth. Their nakalness and cuteness can change people moods. Haha... but, to tell u the truth, I love them both. Hihihi....

Location : TESCO
Time : 4.00 p.m

Hahaha...... hye kiddo~

Mak wanted to go to TESCO to find some veges. So, I drove them there. Zahin, Luqman and Hafif followed us. Haha... it's fun going out wit those kids. They managed to make me one of them... especially Luqman. When he asked me to speed up... or slow down.. (the trolley laa..)

Luqman and Zahin... ;p

From TESCO, we went straight to Shah Alam Mall.. while Mak do some shopping at Giant, we're having some jalan jalan in Shah Alam Mall. At video game shop, I saw Ilah wit her sister (I dunno which sister.. they look alike.) Then I saw Poie, Angah, Atirah and Hanna.. Haha.. Shah Alam Mall adalah tempat yang paling senang nak jumpe orang2 Shah Alam!

Got back home from Shah Alam Mall. A few minutes later Apis came. He asked me to follow him to Shah Alam Mall to buy a ball. Okay... after performing my Asar prayer... we moved. So... new Adidas ball is ready to be played on the field!! haha Thanx Apis~

  • Hurt my leg... football punye pasal
  • Good luck eh to all my students!!! TRIAL TRIAL TRIAL!!
  • While having our dinner, wit Apis, Zahin and Luqman... Apis terhibur ngan karenah kanak kanak kecik nie....